Madame Athame is a mysterious
will-o-the-wisp who offers tongue-in-cheek readings that are meant to be
taken as such. They are by no means a lesson in how to read the tarot for
real clients.
Warning: If you are humor-impaired, the Reiki Master General
strongly advises you not to read Madame Athame's column.
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Q: Dear Madame Athame,
I have trouble making friends. When I approach peole to get to know them, they just laugh or walk away or hang up the phone. What's the matter with me? Help!
Devotedly,
Lou Sehr
A: Dear Lou,
"Devotedly"? Honey, we just met. Sorry to hear your social life sucks. Here's your reading.
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1) Why do people not want to be friends with Lou?
DEATH, REVERSED.
My dear, you neglected to say in your letter that you work in a cemetery and your hobby is taxidermy. This card tells me that bits and pieces of your passtimes ride out into the world on your body. Darlin', you stink!!! |
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2) How can Lou begin to cultivate friendships?
HANGED MAN, REVERSED.
Honey, let me get Qabalistic on you for a moment. This card related to Mem, which means "sea" or "water". The reversal suggests an immersion. For love of gawd, take a bath! |
At a friendly distance,
Madame Athame
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