Madame Athame is a mysterious
will-o-the-wisp who offers tongue-in-cheek readings that are meant to be
taken as such. They are by no means a lesson in how to read the tarot for
real clients.
Warning: If you are humor-impaired, the Reiki Master General
strongly advises you not to read Madame Athame's column.
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Q: Dear Madame Athame,
Here in Athena's Gulch, there's a man name
of Harry. Harry has a reputation for going on the odd hoochie-bender
and bedding just about any female with a pulse. Rumor has it he might
even have underworld connections. In spite of all that, Harry oozes
sex-appeal and I'm head-over-heels in lust with him. Hell, I don't
want to marry the brute, just see what all the hoo-haw is about.
What's the appeal for me, Madame Athame? And what are my chances?
Thanks,
Fanny Sunshine
A:
My dear Fanny,
I don't know, girl...I guess a man is like
pizza. When he's good, he's extremely good, but when he's bad, he's
still OK. Anyway, honey, I've pulled some cards from the Voyager Tarot
deck to check out the situation. Here goes:
1) What's Fanny's unconscious motivation
for wanting to be with Harry?
SAGE OF CUPS (Regenerator).
You're just looking for a little
pick-me-up, darlin'. Part of you (hmm...which part?) needs to
feel likes it's had a good old vacation in Hawaii, and this is your
way of living it out.
2) What's Fanny's conscious motivation
for wanting to be with Harry?
10 OF CRYSTALS (Delusion).
You're daring yourself to see if all
the rumors are true. Your sex life is an arid wasteland and any man is
better than nothing. Oh yeah?!
3) What are Fanny's chances of
consummating this desire?
Wow, looks good, kiddo! Get ready to
put the "sin" in "synergy". Enjoy!
Best of luck,
Madame Athame
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